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Name: Lance
Location: Nevada, United States
Gender: Male


Interests: Sports, cooking, bikng. hiking.
Expertise: 15 years certified chef Computer operation Business management
Occupation: Administrative
Industry: Nonprofit


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Member Since: 7/9/2004

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Friday, July 30, 2004

Good day everyone!  Hope you all had a pleasant week.  This page of mine is titled "A day in my life" but unfortunately my day does not always allow time for me to take care of the website.  Sound fucked up?  Well, it is!  There are actually times that I can't even take the time to go to the frickin' bathroom because my children (remember them? Age 33-63!) need my attention.  You see, my thing is that I manage a home full of recovering alcoholics and Drug addicts and believe it or not some them really CAN'T cook or clean up after themselves because they used for so long they forgot how to do it.  I am an alcoholic too, but I never got so bad that I couldn't take of myself.  I realize these kids of mine have problems but I'm no fucking house mother!  Those that do know how to take care of themselves are just flat out too fucking lazy to do it and as long as I keep doing it for them, they will never change.  So today starts the "Lance the Dickhead" Era in my house.  I'm not doing their fucking dishes, cleaning their nasty ass piss off the toilets, and I am seriously considering not cooking for a few days and waiting to see if they figure it out or if they will choose to go hungry.  Hope they starve.  Those that can, do.  Those that can't are lazy ass Mother Fuckers!!  That will conclude today's vent session.  Have a great weekend if I don't talk to ya before then.  Drop me a line.  I'd love to hear from ya!  Bye Bye!!!


Friday, July 23, 2004

Well hello everyone.  It's been rather fucking hectic in my life lately so thus the lapse in entries.  Today I got the shit beat out of me by a refrigerator, had a ceiling fan blade fly off and damn near take my fucking head off, and to top it all off I am cooking dinner because tonight's cook decided half way through preparation that he had better (a girl) things to do.  Oh well, what the hell!  Hope everybody out there in Xanga land is having a great time and planning some awesome weekend events.  Me?  I'll probably do the usual nothing since I have like ZERO social life.  My girl lives in Russia and I have too many babies in my house to leave it for very long.  Scary since my babies (20 of them total) range in age from 32 to 63.  I swear they can't even wipe their asses without my help.  Such is the life I lead.  Maybe my next entry will have something a little bit more exciting than wiping the ass of a full grown, perfectly capable adult.  Anyway, that will do it for now.  Have a great weekend all!!!


Friday, July 09, 2004

Welcome to my website.  This is the first time I've done this so if it seems a little cockeyed, forgive me.  The fact of the matter is that I am doing this at 12:20 a.m. and just got done fighting with a fucking little weasel in my house during which I told him to get off his lazy fucking ass and get a job or get the fuck out!  Pardon the French.  Fuck the French, we all know I'm speaking English.  Anyway,I'm done ranting for tonight.  Check in with tomorrow and see what's happening.  Chow for now!Xanga

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